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1. Sunday, February 7th 2010
   
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   7:10pm:

   America's New Initiative

   Now that the Lombardi Trophy has restored New Orleans, we must shift our national energy and resources to a new effort: Rebuilding Roger Daltrey’s voice.

   

   

   
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3. 
   6:57pm:

   Won't get booked again

   Joey:The Who were so terrible.

   Sean:It was an old age wasteland.
   

   

   
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4. Friday, February 5th 2010
   
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   1:58pm:

   

   Think outside the casket.

   

   

   
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6. Wednesday, February 3rd 2010
   
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   2:14pm:

   Sean and Jay Pretty Much Just Rant About "Avatar", Part Three

   Jay:My favorite idea in Avatar

   Jay:is that the people who made the technology thought

   Jay:hey, if we just send them something that looks like one of them, they'll trust it.

   Jay:Didn't Cameron see Terminator?

   Jay:god damn it Sean, that movie was awful

   Sean:it was really bad!

   Jay:"I hope all this tree hugger crap isn't on the final." Two scenes later, he is literally hugging a tree.

   Sean:i didn't expect it to be good

   Sean:Jake used the same slang as Edward Furlong in T2

   Jay:"Jake Sulley, you must do what Tribal Leader tells you!" "She's not my mother, Tooooodd."

   Jay:*guns n roses track*

   Jay:the nerdy guy that he arrives with should have been Budnick

   Sean:"and the golden globe for Best Original Screenplay goes to..."
   

   

   
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8. 
   1:42pm:

   Sean and Jay Discuss the Oscar Nominations, Part Two

   Jay:thank god for avatar getting a nom for best picture

   Sean:i just can't believe the Avatar screenplay got shut out

   Sean:if only more Guild members spoke Na'vi

   Sean:or had brain injuries

   Sean:Cameron would have been golden

   Jay:they really need to start showcasing the Holocaust Film aspects of Avatar

   Sean:first they came for the viperwolves

   Sean:and i didn't not speak up, for i am not a viperwolf

   Sean:then they came for the titanotheres

   Sean:and i didn't speak up, for i had not braid-raped a titanothere

   Jay:I just started the slow clap

   Sean:i thought the scene where Avatar rides the giant pterodactyl into the meeting was like Eminem winning a Grammy for Best rap Album
   

   

   
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9. 
   1:10pm|reblogged from This is going really well.:

   jaystarr:

   A new study shows that abstinence-only sex education helps children postpone when they first have intercourse. Not affected: bible camp finger bangs.

   

   

   
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10. 
    1:02pm:

    Sean and Jay Discuss the Oscar Nominations, Part One

    Sean:when i saw the oscar nominations this morning

    Sean:i thought for a minute that Woody Harrelson had been nominated for "2012"

    Sean:because i couldn't remember anything else he was in this year

    Jay:exactly what I thought

    Jay:the movie title 'the messenger' put his crazy character in my head too

    Sean:yes

    Sean:like maybe "the messenger" was the international title of 2012

    Jay:it's the name of the director's cut

    Sean:more of a character study

    Sean:it's like Talk Radio

    Sean:with volcanos
    

    

    
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11. Monday, February 1st 2010
    
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    4:21pm:

    More Thoughts on "Avatar"

    There’s a part where Jake is learning to ride his space-horse and the girl Na’vi says, “Feel her heartbeat, feel her strength.  Now tell her what to do - inside.”

    And I thought, “This is how James Cameron views sex with a woman.”

    

    

    
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13. Sunday, January 31st 2010
    
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    7:49pm:

    “Is he gonna fuck that space-horse?“

    —Two of the four of us, while watching “Avatar” today
    

    

    
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15. Friday, January 29th 2010
    
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    9:45am:

    “Elevator to Space”!  This is a look at some of the intense training and drilling that are such important parts of the space elevator mission.  Also there’s violence.

    

    

    
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