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Sean Keane is a stand-up comic living in San Francisco. This is a place for Sean Keanes and Sean Keane Enthusiasts.

I also write SportsCentr and contribute to NBA Playoffs 2009

Email: mrseankeane (at) gmail (dot) com

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2263 Mission Street, SF

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April 28

7:30

630 Ramona St., Palo Alto

The Blue Lagoon

April 30

7:45

923 Pacific Avenue, Santa Cruz

Washington Inn Hotel

May 1

9:00

495 10th St. @ Washington, Oakland

Rooster T. Feathers - Competition Finals

May 6

8:00

157 W. El Camino Real, Sunnyvale

Sean Keane Presents: "The Seanshank Redemption"

May 22

10:00, $10

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2263 Mission Street, SF

Full Calendar

Sean Keane Comedy

  1. Saturday, July 4th 2009
  2. The introductory video from “Joey Devine Is A Super Star”, from last Thursday.  Written by and starring Joey Devine, directed by Sean Keane.
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  4. a new threat emerges
    Omar:spiders are assholes
    some spider bit the cuticle of BOTH my big toes
    they are very itchy and very uncomfortable now
    what a jackass
    if i am humanity, and the spiders are terrorists, this was 9-11
    and my big toes were the twin towers
    also, i have put on socks
    solving yesterday's problems
    with today's solution
    we can make socks be heightened airport security in this analogy
    i am going back to sleep.
    actually i guess spiders have been the enemy for ages.
    ***
    Are we totally sure Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with this?
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  6. 2:13am|reblogged from BUS YOUR OWN TRAY:
    “The world needs more Trigs, not fewer.“

    Sarah Palin, today. (via spiegelman)

    This quote gives me such confused feelings.  I feel like the statement is fundamentally incorrect, but if I say that, I am taking sides against a baby with an extra chromosome.  Not his fault.  Also not his fault: being named Trig.

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  8. Alex Koll AKA “The Awesome” (formerly “Shred Begley Junior”) tears it up last Friday, on his way to repeating as the SF Regional Air Guitar champion. Mr. Koll proves that to air is human, but to shred is divine.

    Next stop is the Finals, in Washington D.C.

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  10. Thursday, July 2nd 2009
  11. 4:43pm|reblogged from Jim Chaney:

    jimrock:

    Kenny Powers Demo Reel

    The Eastbound & Down DVDs have a lot to offer.

    “Keep our troops in Iraq.”

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  13. Tuesday, June 30th 2009
  14. 9:02pm|reblogged from Chris Garcia:

    chrisgarcia:

    Watch our brand new episode, hot off the presses today!

    Elevator to Space: EPISODE 7 Featuring brand new bad haircuts!

    In beautiful Vimeoscope!  Everybody got a terrible haircut at the same time of filming - what are the odds?

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  16. Mark your calendars, America!  I’ll be opening for those two fine gentlemen above, Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer, on October 22-24th at the Punch Line in SF.
I’ll be there from 10/20-10/25, but the Human Giant guys are there for five shows only.  Get your tickets…in a month or two, when they actually go on sale.  These shows will be wonderful, but they are still four months away.

    Mark your calendars, America!  I’ll be opening for those two fine gentlemen above, Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer, on October 22-24th at the Punch Line in SF.

    I’ll be there from 10/20-10/25, but the Human Giant guys are there for five shows only.  Get your tickets…in a month or two, when they actually go on sale.  These shows will be wonderful, but they are still four months away.

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  18. interstate:
Where is this and why are you not there?
The soup-and-salad special at this place is amazing.
The salad is is also whiskey.

    interstate:

    Where is this and why are you not there?

    The soup-and-salad special at this place is amazing.

    The salad is is also whiskey.

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  20. Monday, June 29th 2009
  21. Crystals for Cats

    We’ll select one of these beautiful crystals just for you. Here’s how we do it: we softly say your name or the cat’s name. When we feel the warmth in our heart we know we have been guided to the right crystal. Sizes vary and range from 1/2 inch to almost 2 inches. It may be a cluster or have a point. We never know until we tune in.

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  23. 7:49pm|reblogged from WRECK & SALVAGE:

    wreckandsalvage:

    Weekend At Bernie’s “Dance” Video Tre-Doh (via bernietv1)

    Gets great around 2:30

    It’s important to note that this is actually inspired by Weekend at Bernie’s Two - a movie I actually saw in a theater - and not the original.

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