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  1. Sunday, February 7th 2010
  2. America's New Initiative

    Now that the Lombardi Trophy has restored New Orleans, we must shift our national energy and resources to a new effort: Rebuilding Roger Daltrey’s voice.

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  4. Won't get booked again
    Joey:The Who were so terrible.
    Sean:It was an old age wasteland.
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  6. Friday, February 5th 2010
  7. Think outside the casket.

    Think outside the casket.

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  9. Wednesday, February 3rd 2010
  10. Sean and Jay Pretty Much Just Rant About "Avatar", Part Three
    Jay:My favorite idea in Avatar
    Jay:is that the people who made the technology thought
    Jay:hey, if we just send them something that looks like one of them, they'll trust it.
    Jay:Didn't Cameron see Terminator?
    Jay:god damn it Sean, that movie was awful
    Sean:it was really bad!
    Jay:"I hope all this tree hugger crap isn't on the final." Two scenes later, he is literally hugging a tree.
    Sean:i didn't expect it to be good
    Sean:Jake used the same slang as Edward Furlong in T2
    Jay:"Jake Sulley, you must do what Tribal Leader tells you!" "She's not my mother, Tooooodd."
    Jay:*guns n roses track*
    Jay:the nerdy guy that he arrives with should have been Budnick
    Sean:"and the golden globe for Best Original Screenplay goes to..."
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  12. Sean and Jay Discuss the Oscar Nominations, Part Two
    Jay:thank god for avatar getting a nom for best picture
    Sean:i just can't believe the Avatar screenplay got shut out
    Sean:if only more Guild members spoke Na'vi
    Sean:or had brain injuries
    Sean:Cameron would have been golden
    Jay:they really need to start showcasing the Holocaust Film aspects of Avatar
    Sean:first they came for the viperwolves
    Sean:and i didn't not speak up, for i am not a viperwolf
    Sean:then they came for the titanotheres
    Sean:and i didn't speak up, for i had not braid-raped a titanothere
    Jay:I just started the slow clap
    Sean:i thought the scene where Avatar rides the giant pterodactyl into the meeting was like Eminem winning a Grammy for Best rap Album
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  14. jaystarr:

    A new study shows that abstinence-only sex education helps children postpone when they first have intercourse. Not affected: bible camp finger bangs.

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  16. Sean and Jay Discuss the Oscar Nominations, Part One
    Sean:when i saw the oscar nominations this morning
    Sean:i thought for a minute that Woody Harrelson had been nominated for "2012"
    Sean:because i couldn't remember anything else he was in this year
    Jay:exactly what I thought
    Jay:the movie title 'the messenger' put his crazy character in my head too
    Sean:yes
    Sean:like maybe "the messenger" was the international title of 2012
    Jay:it's the name of the director's cut
    Sean:more of a character study
    Sean:it's like Talk Radio
    Sean:with volcanos
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  18. Monday, February 1st 2010
  19. More Thoughts on "Avatar"

    There’s a part where Jake is learning to ride his space-horse and the girl Na’vi says, “Feel her heartbeat, feel her strength.  Now tell her what to do - inside.”

    And I thought, “This is how James Cameron views sex with a woman.”

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  21. Sunday, January 31st 2010
  22. “Is he gonna fuck that space-horse?“
    —Two of the four of us, while watching “Avatar” today
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  24. Friday, January 29th 2010
  25. “Elevator to Space”!  This is a look at some of the intense training and drilling that are such important parts of the space elevator mission.  Also there’s violence.

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