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2/24/75-BRADENTON,FLA: Lefthander Jim Rooker isn’t trying out for the old House of David baseball team although his beard would have qualified.Rooker is one of the early arrivals at The Pittsburgh Pirates spring training camp. (UPI)
If Kyle Kinane were a baseball player, this is pretty much what he’d look like.
“I heard you tore your scrotum dancing.”
“Yeah, but what Cornell did to Temple today was way more painful.”
It’s been a rich NCAA Tournament for games of fake local rivalries so far. We had St. Mary’s versus Richmond (VA) on Thursday, which normally refers to a frightened white homeowner calling the police after hearing a car drive by playing hip-hop on its stereo.
Today, we have Oakland (MI) vs. Pittsburgh (PA) - feel free to mentally subtract the “h” and add the “/Bay Point” to the second name, in order to make this a real BART rivalry. It’s the Battle For MacArthur Station! Railroad Avenue versus Fruitvale Avenue! Forget the back door cut - I want to see the downstairs, across the platform, and up the other set of stairs cut.
You’ll be on the edge of your seat! And not just because someone threw up on the back of the seat, then tried to cover it up with a copy of the SF Examiner.
It’s uncomfortable every time Verne Lundquist says “Chism.” Especially when he says, “Chism, trying to get it in,” or “Chism shooting from long-distance.” Bill Raftery, tell Verne that In the second half, he should just call him “Wayne.”
Later, he said, “Chism is all over the place tonight.”
Is it just me, or should toyota change their ad tagline from “moving forward” as soon as humanly possible?
18 March 2010: The day Anderson Cooper finished with $0 on Celebrity Jeopardy! and lost to Cheech Marin.
Must-See TV.
Let the followers and page views flow like wine!
(I’m talking incredibly fast and there’s an audience of burlesque girls and monsters in front of me during this segment. TV debut SON.)
typical.
It might have been a mistake to leave my laptop on the kitchen counter this morning. And to make our wireless password “Kenmore.”
Adorable and filthy at the same time. Pretty much sums up my life.
This is JUST GREAT.
