November 2008
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seancoolguykeanemailinglistblr: It’s Halloween and I have FINALLY got my costume in order.  It’s a surprise, so you’re jsut going to have to watch the video.  although if you have been keeping up on the mailing list updates and the Twitter, you’ve already guessed.  The most important thing (besides signing up for the mailing list!) is to have a safe, positive Halloween.  Tonight I think everyone...
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October 2008
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Hilarious Joaquin Phoenix retirement video (via goldenfiddle).  If you’re looking for a last-minute Halloween costume, maybe consider going as Joaquin, especially if you have a lisp.
Oct 31st
Dreadlock Talk with Adam Duritz (from the Counting...
chrisgarcia: Chris Garcia: Adam, I’m gonna be you for Halloween! Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Shala-lala-lalalaaa Chris Garcia: I got a grey guitar and everything. I felt so ironic, ahem, symbolic yesterday. Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Shala-lala-lalalaaa, yeah, uhuh. Chris Garcia: Stop it! Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Sorry, it’s been a long December. Chris...
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“I met [Gallagher] once at a club, and he was picking through my props and...”
– Mystery Science Theater 3000’s Joel Hodgson, who used to do prop comedy, on meeting Gallagher (via Dead-Frog) (via jeffrubinjeffrubin) Sean Keane Comedy strives to be your source for any and all Gallagher news.  The extension of this Hodgson quote is, “And I just kind of went,...
Oct 31st
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“That’s like turning ‘The Cosby Show’ over to Rudy and Vanessa.”
– Dave Chappelle, re: Donnell Rawlings and Charlie Murphy hosting Season 3 episodes of “Chappelle’s Show”.
Oct 30th
Twisted Biscuit: The Reckoning
Twisted Biscuit is a San Francisco comedy institution, taking place at the venerable Sea Biscuit Cafe in the Outer Sunset.  The concept is simple: comics who perform must do someone else’s material, whether it’s a local, a professional, or even a fictional wizard.  At first, the competition mostly featured comics doing famous national comics, but it has gradually involved into an...
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Tracy Jordan -- er, Morgan →
Another Tracy Morgan profile, this one following that classic entertainment journalism angle, “How are you like/unlike your character?” In person, Morgan seamlessly switches between crass-simpleton caricature and self-aware actor. He jokes about his growing fame—“I feel like a young girl whose body is just developing. I’ve got some nice tits, a nice ass, a pretty face … everyone want...
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Sean “Cool Guy” Keane discusses Jack Johnson in the first-ever Mobile Mailing List Vlog.
Oct 27th
W. Kamau Bell Interview on "Jesse as is" →
W. Kamau Bell is one of the best comics in the Bay Area (SF Weekly would say he’s the best in the city.)  He killed it last week at Laugh Out The Vote, and here he talks about election issues, who he likes as an aspiring comedian, and his role in The Matrix Reloaded: Jesse as is.: How did your role in the Matrix come about? W. Kamau Bell : Ummm… if you ever watch the Matrix 2 (which...
Oct 25th
Rooftop Got Beer At Work →
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“Despair is the Aftertaste of Workplace Pride”, which was produced as my “happiest memory”, for Frown Land’s debut performance, “The Happiness Show”.  I think this is the one that’s going to get us our first Oscar. Writing and direction by Sean Keane, photography and editing by Joey Devine.  Go ahead and add Joey as your Facebook friend, especially...
Oct 24th
Halloween Costume Idea
alexblagg: Daniel Palinview. Though this might be one of those costumes that works best as something you just lie and tell people you went as (even though you really didn’t go out on Halloween, but instead stayed in your corporate housing unit in LA watching consecutive episodes of Battlestar Galactica), because I can’t really see many logical ways to execute it.  Drill, baby, drill something...
Oct 24th
Tracy Morgan: Still the Greatest →
You’re playing a character named “Busta Nut” in Deep in the Valley next year. How would you feel if that nickname stuck? Tracy Morgan: I don’t want anything to stick on me. A character’s a character for that moment. You didn’t call Richard Pryor “Mudbone.” You called him Richard Pryor. That’s respect. You’re not going to put “Busta Nut” on my star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood....
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A Straight Talk Guide to Sarah Palin's... →
Jezebel nails all the angles in the Sarah Palin shopping spree story: “What’s ironic about this is that in the past, Republicans have successfully marketed rich men of privilege like Reagan and George W. Bush as simple men of the people. And yet, they’ve taken a Sarah Palin and dressed her like a rich person!”
Oct 24th
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First ever dream vlog from Sean “Cool Guy” Keane.
Oct 23rd
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I discuss John McCain’s ready-made POW excuse, and suggest other uses for the strategy.  From Things We Made, at the Dark Room in SF, 10/18/08.
Oct 23rd
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New mailing list vlog - this one is from work - Sssh!  Don’t tell the boss…because he’s already been invited to join the list in person!  Pretty sure he’s going to formally sign up soon, but I’ve been giving him a sneak peak with some choice YouTube vidz in the interim.
Oct 23rd
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(via aliwong) “Citorus”, by Rice and Beans.  In two languages!
Oct 23rd
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I recorded and edited this video late last night.  I was super-tired, but I thought it was really important that everyone learns about some of the new innovations I have put together for the mailing list, as well as the affiliated websites, and the upcoming RSS feed for each affiliate, and the mega-RSS feed for all of the sites, which should be available as an hourly text update soon. Also, this...
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Is It Illegal To Drink And Vote? →
Short answer: No, but you’re not allowed to have alcohol at a polling place.  So, make sure to pre-party on November 4th, people.
Oct 22nd
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People have really been excited about the new mailing list, and the mailing list vlogs (blog + video = vlog = excitement).  So, if you thought the new home page was exciting, or the new home page vlog, get ready for THA REMIX.  Once again, *thanks to Monster Lo-Carb Energy Drink for making this **vlog/mailing list/positivity hybrid possible. (*NOTE: not officially affiliated with Monster Energy...
Oct 21st
They Want it That Way.
mollyknight: Backstreet Boys to perform national anthem before Game 1 of the World Series Wednesday in Tampa. Um, hello, Tampa Bay! Tom Petty is from Florida! Justin Timberlake did time in the state as a Mousketeer, and so did Christina Aguilera! Lil Wayne is a current resident, and I bet he would do it. This is UNACCEPTABLE. I am now officially rooting for the Phillies.
Oct 21st
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Sean Keane Breaks Down Sarah Palin’s Appeal.  From Things We Made at the Dark Room last Saturday.
Oct 21st
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An update to the mailing list, which is itself full of updates, and announcing the brand-new home page!  This one is informally sponsored by Lo-Carb Monster Energy drinks.
Oct 21st
New Mailing List Homepage →
Check it out. Still figuring out hoe to add text that blinks.
Oct 21st
"Tired of Renting? Looking for an Investment? Buy...
The title of the worst Facebook event invitation I have ever received.
Oct 21st
britney has a twitter?
g33ts: http://twitter.com/therealbritney i continue to not understand. The most important Twitter to follow is and always will be Michael Bay’s:  http://twitter.com/michael_bay “What do you not understand about getting a jetpack for a midget? What the hell am I paying you for? I NEED IT NOW. 04:03 PM October 07, 2008 from web”
Oct 21st
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How to sign up for my mailing list.
Oct 20th
Me and Al down by the Punchline
chrisgarcia: I just got booked to work with Al Madrigal at the San Francisco Punchline at 8pm and 10pm tonight! I’m really excited as I’ve worked with Al before and I can’t wait to see his new material, catch up with him, and hear about his new sitcom “Gary Unmarried”. Read an interview I did with him a while back HERE. Al Madrigal has been one of my favorites, from way back in the days we...
Oct 19th
Sean and Omar Discuss the Third Debate, and...
Omar: You know
Omar: Watching the third debate here
Omar: Is like watching the 4th quarter of the Niners Chargers Super Bowl
Omar: You just want to see more scoring
Omar: And see some records set
Sean: Yes
Sean: Obama has the Tedford/Shanahan mentality - just run out the clock when you're ahead
Omar: Yeah
Omar: Seifert too
Omar: I'm ok with Tedford running the country
Omar: I mean, I feel like it's better than George Bush
Omar: Who is Terry Bowden, I think.
Sean: I wish the concept of "garbage time" occurred in politics
Sean: So, once Obama is up by double digits in the polls
Sean: The debate can just be Huckabee versus Kucinich
Omar: Yes!
Omar: Let Hillary take debate #3
Omar: For all that practice squad work
Sean: Or you could let some older politicians make a ceremonial appearance
Sean: Like, Walter Mondale can field a question
Sean: And get a round of applause
Sean: Then have his suit jacket retired
Oct 18th
Omar Channels Manoj
Omar: I just realized Baseball is a Hin-don’t Leather gloves? That’s beef!
Oct 18th
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“The Halftime Speech” - a sketch from my sketch group, Frown Land.  This is from our debut performance, “The Happiness Show”.
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Interview With Hari Kondabolu →
Nato Green interviews Hari Kondabolu for SFStandup: On your blog you link to something he [Stewart Lee] did about political correctness. I love that bit. I’ve wanted to write that bit forever and he nailed it. It’s unique. If people want to say something racist and they can’t, they think it’s because of political correctness. Political correctness gets problematic when people can’t ask...
Oct 16th
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'Laugh Out The Vote': Comics Get Political →
The San Francisco Chronicle hypes up Laugh Out the Vote, and misspells Sean Keane’s name.  Check me out at the 7 PM Saturday show, and check out Chris Garcia at the Friday night show.  We’ve both been writing lots of election comedy - it should be a lot of fun.
Oct 16th