May 2009
94 posts
working on jay's big night
Molls: Hey, Randall? Do you think at 11:30 we're all going to gather in the kitchen and watch Leno's final monologue?
Randall: Yeah, and then we can all hold hands and not laugh.
WatchPart 3 of “The Seanshank Redemption”, in which Sean Keane goes to his cellmate, Michael Jordan, to ask for advice on how to deal with the notorious Tiger Man. Jordan is not very helpful.
Vegas Knows All
People may be suprised that Cleveland nearly doubled Orlando’s first quarter score, but not Vegas, who had the Cavs as a 4:1 favorite on some books.
Nacho Thursday: Children's Twitters to @AskNachos →
luggagetuesdays:
Thanks to Twitter, children can now ask nacho-related questions through the internet, like Tom, age 6, did when he poised a series of question to Twitter superstar, AskNachos.
Mike Spiegelman killed it at The Business last night; now he’s killing it once more with the finest piece of Twitter/nachos/Sandler humor I have read in quite some time.
Watchchrisgarcia:
Great news, ”Elevator to Space” fans! Elevator to Space episode 1 has just been selected as a Vimeo Staff Pick! Word is spreading fast! Tell a friend!
First we take over this planet, and then, we take over THE WORLD!
In this country, you gotta become a Vimeo Staff Pick first. Then, when you become a Staff Pick, then you get the page views. Then when you get the page views, you...
The SF Standup Blog Discovers "Elevator to Space" →
How to Recall a California Supreme Court Justice →
Instead of marching and making signs, why not collect signatures and throw the bums out? You would need a little under 2 million signatures to recall Ronald George, if my math is correct. Fight fire with constitutional fire.
WatchPart Two of “The Seanshank Redemption”. In this scene, Sean meets a Seanshank Prison inmate known as “Tiger Man”.
The Official MollsSheWrote Three Men and a Baby... →
molls:
10:48 - OH CRAP! THERE WERE DRUGS IN THAT PACKAGE THAT THE LANDLORD BROUGHT OVER! THESE GUYS ARE DRUG DEALERS!!!!!!
10:47 - PETER JUST FOUND THE PACKAGE FROM THE LANDLORD IN THE COUCH! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! THEY ARE RUSHING TO GET THE BABY BACK!
Refreshing the paging and hoping this liveblog will update is like waiting for a star to fall.
WatchPart One of “The Seanshank Redemption”, the story of Sean Keane, sent to prison for killing on stage. Starring Sean Keane, Sean Keane, and Sean Keane.
Today's Blogging
Today, my blogging has been devoted to dinosaurs, astronauts, Transformers, and US presidents. Along with baseball, those four things represent everything I was interested in at age 7. I don’t know if it’s inspiring or disheartening that my taste has changed so little in 22 years.
The Answers
indian:
answers: 1 – Lincoln, 2-optimus, 3-lincoln, 4-optimus, 5-lincoln, 6-both, 7-optimus, 8-lincoln, 9-optimus, 10-lincoln
Lincoln or Optimus Prime?
indian:
the following quotes were spoken by which great leader?
“It is [our] duty to give protection to citizens, of whatever class, color, or condition”
“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings”
“Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves”
“Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing”
“The fate of civilization is at stake in this...
Komodo Dragons Kill With Venom, Researchers Find →
jaystarr:
They also kill with dinosaur rage.
As some of my readers know, I used to give presentations on dinosaurs to elementary school children. The main topic was the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Was T. Rex a predator, as commonly assumed, or was it actually a scavenger?
Evidence for scavenger:
oversized body
prominent sense of smell
short arms
Evidence for predator:
Being a goddamn T. Rex
...
The Lineup for 6/22 at Gotham
aliwong:
It’s finalized!
Be excited peoples.
Get ready for the very best lineup I’ve ever put together:
Rob Cantrell
Louis Katz
Hannibal Buress
Hari Kondabolu
Sean Patton
YAY!
New Yorkers, this is a hot show at a great club. Do yourself a favor and attend.
Post-Bay to Breakers Missed Connections are super...
shebs:
To the drunk girl dressed as Wonder Woman, we shared a moment as I held your hair back while you puked on a homeless man.
We both have tattoos and I got punched by a douchebag on the giant island float.
You are Asian, I am white. Remember when you looked at me for .023 seconds? That was awesome.
There’s also:
I found Waldo in the bathroom line.
You were a Somali pirate, I...
“This is the ultimate game of Survivor, and there’s really only one...”
– Season 3 “Survivor” winner Ethan Zohn, on his cancer diagnosis.
Please don't give me the meltdown
nbaplayoffs2009:
Dear TNT,
Nickelback does not get me or any other fan of the NBA pumped up for a game 7.
Sincerely,
Me Us.
P.S. That goes double for Rob Thomas.
