July 2009
87 posts
Watchchrisgarcia:
Watch our brand new episode, hot off the presses today!
Elevator to Space: EPISODE 7 Featuring brand new bad haircuts!
In beautiful Vimeoscope! Everybody got a terrible haircut at the same time of filming - what are the odds?
June 2009
77 posts
Crystals for Cats →
We’ll select one of these beautiful crystals just for you. Here’s how we do it: we softly say your name or the cat’s name. When we feel the warmth in our heart we know we have been guided to the right crystal. Sizes vary and range from 1/2 inch to almost 2 inches. It may be a cluster or have a point. We never know until we tune in.
Louise and Sean Discuss Nudity at Gay Pride...
Sean: The part [of the podcast] i found most interesting was the idea of, the naked guy at Pride
Louise: I liked the suggestion that he had just decided to give up on clothes that day
Louise: Like, I've had enough!
Louise: And then went outside and maybe kinda had the wind taken out of his sails
Sean: Haha
Sean: I'm gonna show EVERYONE
Sean: Oh, wait
Sean: I really would be slapping my thighs constantly checking for my keys and phone
Louise: I just generally liked the image of you nude at Pride
Louise: I think if i saw that in real life, my brain would explode
Sean: Haha
Sean: I would be so sunburned
Sean: This sweaty pink man
Sean: Trying to banter to cover my nervousness
Louise: I still picture you in shoes, socks, and a backpack, though
Sean: Of course
Sean: Joke notebook awkwardly held between my butt cheeks
“Of course, you can’t really say anything too mean about people changing the...”
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Newest "Greatest Podcast Ever" →
Jesse Fernandez joins Matt Morales and me as we discuss Pride Week, Scientology, doing comedy about being single after you have a girlfriend, tech support, Guitar Center, and how Jesse Fernandez ate dog food at the Aspen Comedy Festival.
2 weeks too late for the party
g33ts:
so i rarely follow the NBA, and esp considering my current situation I barely paid any attention at all, and mostly ignored all blog posts. but i just found morrisson is now a laker???? wow there is no one i find more annoying than him.
Adam Morrison’s and his mustache now have more championship rings than Patrick Ewing, Charles Barkley, Karl Malone, and Chris Webber combined.
The...
Sean and Emily Discuss "Tiptoes"
Sean: is it reasonable for me to spend $3.98 on a dvd where matthew mcconaughey and gary oldman play twin brothers?
Sean: oh, and gary oldman is a dwarf
Emily: yes
Emily: i have to go
(Emily has signed off)
The Awesome, on KTVU →
SF’s reigning Air Guitar champion, The Awesome, chats aboutt he upcoming regional competition this weekend.
BONUS: He’ll also be performing at The Business tomorrow night.
Globalization Hits Home
unnamedplayer:
There are white people in the Indian visa office!!! Wild.
In-sourcing?
Watchchrisgarcia:
I’ll be performing at the San Francisco Punchline with Aziz Ansari and Brent Weinbach tonight. Tickets are still available for the 7pm show! Come out!
All three comics on this bill are going to bring it, and bring it hard, even at 7 PM.
Fun fact: Any time the Los Angeles Lakers win the NBA title, Chris Garcia becomes completely unstoppable on stage for the next three weeks. ...
Cable TV Discovery of the Night
The replacement for Tom Hanks’s police officer job in Turner and Hooch is Reginald VelJohnson.
My Sister Wishes Me a Happy Birthday
Megan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN!!!!
Megan: Welcome to the other side of the hill
Megan: The downhill isn't so bad. I've been on it for awhile
Sean: I can see my grave from here!
Poor Mom
My mom celebrated my birthday this year a day early, by getting a hip replacement. It makes a certain degree of sense, as she jokingly (or not-so-jokingly) identifies the onset of her joint problems on my birth. While not a massive adult by any means, I was a somewhat-whopping nine-pound baby, and mom’s not even five feet tall. The obstetrician referred to me as a “moose”. ...
vela:
“Darling Nikki” covered by Foo Fighters...
Broke-Ass of the Week: Jeff Cleary →
Some selections from Jeff’s broke-ass profile:
Favorite dive bar: 500 Club, hands down. I walked in there once wearing a Hall & Oates shirt and the bartender looked at it and said, “You get a free beer.” -Gotta love that. Although that same bartender promised me he would get some Michael McDonald on the juke box and he hasn’t made good on that. Still, that place is great.
And...
Lil Wayne wanted →
molls:
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price.
Damn. Steven just IMed me this craigslist ad. Bananas. I could probably do it though.
Convo with my Brother
azizisbored:
Aniz: bro Aniz: this is fucked up Aniz: They wouldn’t take Marco’s blood at the blood drive cause he was gay Aniz: He’s school president Aniz: he arranged the whole event Aziz: WHOOOOOA! WHAT???! Aziz: is there a news article linking to this? Aniz: Oh Aniz: I’m talkin about whats going on in the episode of Degrassi I’m watching
My Personal Account of Game 4
I was scheduled to headline a comedy show tonight. Since there were six people in the audience, I told the organizers I would be watching the end of the Finals at a bar three blocks way, and return for my set an hour later.
When I got to the bar, it was midway through the fourth quarter, and Orlando had a slight lead. Fandom was split: not between Laker fans and Magic fans, but more between...
the karaoke report
My old roommate is in India. So far, most reports have involved mangos and karaoke. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I’m bolding my favorites below.
g33ts:
1. i have found the most potent solution to the indian bo issue: cigarette smoke. they need to rub this shit in their armpits.
2. where do all the accents go when people sing?
3. the locals can sing, no joke. the only...
Watch“Celebrity Book Report: Jason Statham Reads ‘Holes’”
(From “Joey Devine is a Superstar”, June 4, 2009)
I helped put together this piece, where Jason Statham, star of Crank, Crank: High Voltage, and the Transporter series of films, delivers a book report on the Newbery Medal-winning children’s book, Holes.
Starring Miles K, written and directed by Joey...
