Sean Keane Comedy: Archive

Sep 1st

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Aug 28th

My girl and I discuss Burning Man and body odor

Girl: I have vegan deodorant I'll keep on me just in case

Girl: It smells like eucalyptus and polyamory

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Aug 25th

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“Does he realize that he’s the sketchiest man in the world? He doesn’t always...”

– John, re: aforementioned friend (via indian) A testimonial for Dos Sketchies

Aug 25th

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Aug 25th

JJJ and Mom discus Mamma Mia! The movie.

Mom: You know what movie I love right now?
JJJ: No.  What is it?
Mom: Mamma Mia!  I watch it all the time.  It's on demand on cable.  I think you would like it.*  I love this movie.
JJJ: I don't know.  I don't really like ABBA.
Mom: Who?
JJJ: ABBA.  
Mom: I don't know who they are.
JJJ: Mamma Mia's music is all based on ABBA songs.
Mom: Hum, well there is this scene, where the mom is in the kitchen totally tired and thinking about her life.**  And I thought, I’ve been there.  I've felt like that.  And all the clothes they wear are from the 70's, that's my time, I wore all that stuff.
JJJ: You don't know who ABBA is?
Mom: I could watch that movie 3 times a day, and never get sick of it.
 *More proof that Mom totally gets me.
 **"Money, Money, Money" - Meryl Streep, Julie Walters & Christine Baranski

Aug 24th

Things I wish I had gotten a picture of

sportscentr: bfizzle: Slightly overweight Hispanic girl with a tattoo of a pistol on her lower back like she had a gun in her waist…and she had a raiders jersey on… I once spent 24 straight hours in a Super K-Mart in Oakland, both as a test of stamina and as humor magazine article fodder. Around 3 AM, we observed that everyone in the store besides us was either: A. A Super K-Mart employee,...

Aug 23rd

Aug 22nd

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Finally, A Porn Based On 30 Rock →

lindsayrobertson: (I’m guest writing on Daily Intel today.) I promise if you watch that, you will laugh. Reblogged for Omar. You’re welcome, Geets.

Aug 22nd

More about the bonds-sheffield relationship

Vamsi: at least he got to try some of bonds' cream along the way
Vamsi: oh wait that sounded dirty
Sean: haha
Sean: he took bonds' cream, and rubbed it all over his body
Sean: other guys got injected with barry's cream
Sean: or they took it orally
 (I don't know why it took me until now to make the connection that BALco produced "the cream".  8th grade Sean Keane would be very disappointed in me.)

Aug 22nd

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Friend: I’m leaving in January for New Zealand with him! I already put in my notice.
Me: That’s amazing!
Friend: Super stoked. Check out this trailer, it’s for a movie he just finished.
Me: Hey! What is he doing on Avatar? Does he work for WETA?
Friend: Yes, he is a 3-D modeler for Peter Jackson.
Me: Fuck you, that’s awesome!
Friend: He made the mummies in The Mummy 3.
Me: Is your ticket refundable?

Aug 22nd

Aug 21st

Space elevator faces reality →

Excitement about “Elevator to Space” hits MSNBC! The article discusses a lot of space elevator science, but to learn about the more important sociological aspects of space elevator travel, you’ll need to consult our videos.

Aug 21st

Blogging about VlogBlog.com →

Sean: An excerpt from vlogblog.com Sean: “Vlogging has arrived. Of course vlogging has arrived. But it struck me again how much it has arrived when I saw the video ad above from AOL News. It occured to me that our popular culture reference points for this time in history will be vlogs as much as anything else. Surely they won’t be the types of things that reference other eras —...

Aug 20th

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My friend Emily Heller petitions Conan O’Brien to blow up her dilapidated, haunted car. I know crappy vehicles, and Emily’s car is one of the worst. Please give this video the five stars it deserves, so she isn’t killed when the car breaks down on a lonely road and a drifter murders Emily super easily because some of the car windows don’t even roll up. Our family used to...

Aug 19th

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“Manjoj”, a mockumentary written by and starring Hari Kondabolu. He’s in the Bay through the weekend, so come check him out.

Aug 19th

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Episode 11 of “Elevator to Space”. It’s a quieter, more introspective visit with our elenaut heroes.

Aug 19th

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themidnightshowblog: Classic: The Mr. Belvedere Fan Club sketch (thanks to BillBrasky@AST) I should want to post the Mr. Belvedere Fan Club sketch on my website. I shouldn’t have to masturbate afterward.

Aug 18th