April 2010
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March 2010
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Two Thoughts About This Week's "Lost"
1. The episode description states, “Sun and Jin continue to search for each other.” Yeah, no shit.
2. Wouldn’t it infuriate America if in the last episode, the “candidate” turns out to be Sun? You’ve been watching the show for all these years, never dreaming that the most important character was Sun all along. (“The Smoke Monster actually lived under her...
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“I asked if Kentucky reminded him of anyone. He said, ‘Yeah - the Golden State...”
– Dick Enberg, unintentionally dooming the Wildcats in his last NCAA Tournament broadcast. (via sportscentr)
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Autistic Kid Update
sportscentr:
The kid with the “perfect bracket” through two rounds went only five for eight in the Sweet Sixteen. I thought this whole crazy tournament might be taking place in a snow globe held by an autistic child, but as it turns out, his brother probably faked the whole thing.
“Men don’t need anybody. There’s guys who try to add me on facebook from freshman...”
– Sex Talk with Kaseem: I don’t need you! (via emilyheller)
My take on last night's "Lost"
Boo hoo, i miss my wife and there’s no fucking eyeliner on this island.
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"BART Challenge" Brewing in Milwaukee
It’s been a rich NCAA Tournament for games of fake local rivalries so far. We had St. Mary’s versus Richmond (VA) on Thursday, which normally refers to a frightened white homeowner calling the police after hearing a car drive by playing hip-hop on its stereo.
Today, we have Oakland (MI) vs. Pittsburgh (PA) - feel free to mentally subtract the “h” and add the “/Bay...
UT-SDSU Announcing Note
sportscentr:
It’s uncomfortable every time Verne Lundquist says “Chism.” Especially when he says, “Chism, trying to get it in,” or “Chism shooting from long-distance.” Bill Raftery, tell Verne that In the second half, he should just call him “Wayne.”
Later, he said, “Chism is all over the place tonight.”
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It's not just him
indian:
Is it just me, or should toyota change their ad tagline from “moving forward” as soon as humanly possible?
SeanKeaneComedy.com just got plugged on KOFY TV 20
Let the followers and page views flow like wine!
(I’m talking incredibly fast and there’s an audience of burlesque girls and monsters in front of me during this segment. TV debut SON.)
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Cleaning out the fridge →
I believe this was the impetus for my refrigerator joining Tumblr - this account of condiment genocide inspired horror and outrage, especially as I was destroying two beloved things - mustard AND expired food. I hope that the fridge will forgive me someday.
At one point I was scrubbing the back wall and felt like one of the dwarves of Khazad-dum, mining deeper into the layers of Moria. I ...
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Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY... →
“By this point, Gibson said, mustard had become his only reason for getting out of bed in the morning. Coworkers had begun to shun him, friends grew distant. Soon every Tupperware container in his home was filled with the rich, yellow condiment, and Gibson began dumping out half-empty jars of jam and olives in a desperate attempt to find receptacles for his latest zesty...
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I mean, WTF?
alexbalk:
Dan COR-TAY-ZEE?
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“I’ll say it. You’ll hear it. You’ll do it. I’ll get it....”
– Mike Sajak
Marathon pledge drive tonight!
geets, srini, and i made this once →
unnamedplayer:
we got an a- on it.
I’m not going to click on this link and instead just assume you’re talking about Google Buzz.
WatchAfter the debacle that was the “Walking to Pluto” display, we discovered an unguarded Cub Scout encampment, where some REAL learning was about to happen.
WatchFor my dad’s birthday, we went on a forced march family hike in Sonoma. There, we noticed a horribly out-of-date so-called educational display about astronomy and the laughable idea of “Walking to Pluto.” This video stars my father, who debunks the dangerous myth of the nine-planet solar system. Faulty premise, says I.