April 2010
24 posts
2 tags
“How long did you expect you could keep a Daft Punk CD in the stereo before...”
– Chris Garcia, providing some perspective on the auto burglary I suffered last night.
When the clean version is dirtier than the dirty...
Sometimes the “clean” radio edit of a song inadvertently ends up grosser and more explicit than the regular profane version. For example, “It Was a Good day,” by Ice Cube.
In the last verse, Cube picks up a girl he’s been trying to fuck (or “dig,” in the clean version) since the 12th grade. They have sex, and his dick (or “jimmy”) runs deep,...
Things Ron Artest's Haircut Has Been Compared To...
sportscentr:
Unappetizing Hawaiian shaved ice
The carpet in an old conversion van
A homeless man’s beard, but on his head
Stale cotton candy on a dirty carnival alley
Nenad Kristic’s haircut
2 tags
“As far as I’m concerned, Speed 2 doesn’t exist. The Lake House is my Speed 2.”
– Wife (via thelongneckgiraffe)
2 tags
Real Talk
jaystarr:
Sometimes I get scared that so many people ironically liking the Insane Clown Posse is going to lead to people actually liking the Insane Clown Posse. That’s how the word ‘totes’ got popular.
“Give me that motherfucker.”
– The response to the pizza cheese steak question
“Somebody needs to eat half a sandwich!”
– Emergency announcement at our Warriors-Thunder game tailgate, regarding a “pizza” cheese steak
3 tags
3 tags
WatchLast night at The Business, I spent a few minutes talking about my new favorite movie, Brooklyn’s Finest. Important topics include Richard Gere’s whiskey-drinking face, Ethan Hawke’s possible real-life homelessness, and whether the producers thought they were casting Samuel L. Jackson.
4 tags
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
Watchsportscentr:
I performed up at the Sacramento Punch Line last weekend, where I asked tough questions like, “What exactly is a Rivercat?”
3 tags
3 tags
