May 2010
19 posts
Bros Icing Talk Show Sidekicks
After a highly successful edition of “Joey Devine - After Dark,” Joey and I left the stage to our musical guest, Elliot Langford. As he sang “Careless Whisper,” I received high fives, congratulations, and a lukearm bottle of Smirnoff Ice.
It was my first icing. I took a knee and swallowed my pride, along with so, so much strawberry acai vodka malt liquor. It felt like my...
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“Vince Carter Tries to Recycle a Plastic Bottle” - A short film I made in honor of Vinsanity and tonight’s crucial Game 5. I play Vince Carter.
Having a Concussion →
An old piece I wrote about having a concussion. In hindsight, it seems that I actually only scraped my head slightly tonight. Sorry for the alarm.
Dad: Here we go. Home again, safe and sound.
Sean: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: I’ll go get your pajamas.
Sean: I don’t know if I should be in pajamas. Mom said I’m supposed to stay awake.
Dad: You sure?
Sean: Pretty sure.
Dad: Tell you what....
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Today in Coordination
I was looking at Twitter on my phone while walking home, and I walked into a 2x4 that was sticking out of the back of a pickup truck. Now my head is bleeding and my hair is falling out on one side. And that’s why you always watch where you’re going! And always leave a note!
I’d like to lodge an official complaint about huge pieces of wood sticking out at head level, or at...
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Weird Memorabilia of the Night
Spotted in Alameda: A commemorative license plate holder that said, “Live! The Police.”. So someone went to the reunion shows, and either liked it so much they bought EVERY piece of memorabilia available, or, they were cash-strapped, but decided they needed to let everyone who ever drove behind them know they’d seen Sting live in 2008.
That, or it was Andy Summers’ car.
Nato Green wins Best Comedian, 2010 →
While he is certain to dishonor the sacred office of Best Comedian with a nude photo scandal sooner or later, for now please congratulate Nato Green: funny man, family man, union organizer, foodie, and friend.
Also, would it have killed you to mention Iron Comic, SF Weekly?
My Iron Man 2 Theory
Another blockbuster hit, with a beefed-up part for director Jon Favreau. I think Favreau makes one more superhero movie, then goes after his real dream: hosting a revamped version of his IFC talk show called Dinner For Seven.
He probably has enough juice to get the larger table now, but after one more hit, I think they’ll give him the increased food budget as well.
My Girl's White Person Pet Names
My girl is headed to Guatemala for a month, then to the East Coast forever. As a tribute, I present one of my favorite things she’s ever come up with.
She was envious of the quality of pet names used by her African-American co-workers. All were high-quality - Cinnamon, Caramel, etc. So she decided she needed to make up pet names for white people or specifically, pale-skinned, pink-cheeked...
What did YOU do today?
I got my Yahoo Answers account deleted for asking the internet if Kobe Bryant and Brandy ever had sex.
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lambjustin:
Lady Gaga spreads her message to the troops, Happy Meals get less happy, and Dan Aykroyd on aliens.
My friends Justin and Kai do this show Newsbubble. It’s a quick and funny weekend update/talk soup kinda deal, and you should watch it. Also, I think Justin got a hair cut.
I wish there was a way to buy stock in Justin Lamb, Inc.
