January 2011
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Watch“Growing My Hair Out,” embedded version.
"Growing My Hair Out," by Sean Keane →
My joke about my mangy, unkempt hair is the Clip Of The Day over at Rooftop Comedy. I’ve cut my hair since this was recorded, but it looks no more respectable now.
Watchandyerikson:
Part Mormon! A Mary Mack commercial Parody
It’s filled with all my favorite local minneapolis comics!
And it’s amazing.
You can see Mary Mack in San Francisco at the Punch Line NEXT WEEKEND, along with Kumail Nanjiani and Chris Garcia.
WatchI’ll be hosting for the great Baron Vaughn (along with Jen Kirkman) on Friday, at 10:15, and Saturday at 8 at the world-famous Punch Line in San Francisco. Check it out!
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“it was just ok - Nato & Moshe were pretty funny - but process of hearing the...”
– A boffo Goldstar review from November’s Iron Comic show.
“We’re especially excited about Heller, whose brand of observational stand-up has...”
– Iron Comic - Punch Line - San Francisco - Events
If you don’t come to this show tomorrow you’re a big dummy!
(via emilyheller)
The four-time champ gets NO RESPECT. “Michael Jordan’s back in the Finals, but Bryon Russell’s brand of tenacious defense has been getting a lot of buzz...
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"I couldn't believe that was the sound of the band... →
No one has ever made a better film about a Tool t-shirt.
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Ed Rooney Confronts Todd Haley
Ed Rooney: Are you also aware, Mr. Haley, that Jamaal does not have what we consider to be an exemplary workload?
Todd Haley: I don't understand.
Ed Rooney: He has an unacceptably low number of carries. In the opinion of this educator, the Chiefs are not taking Jamaal's athletic growth seriously. Now I've spent my morning examining his records. If the Chiefs think that they can just coast through this month and still get to the Super Bowl, they are sorely mistaken.
Todd Haley: This is all news to me.
Ed Rooney: It usually is. In the playoff game against the Ravens, Jamaal carried the ball nine times.
Todd Haley: Nine times?
Ed Rooney: Nine times.
Todd Haley: I don't remember him carrying the ball nine times. Are you sure that wasn't Thomas Jones?
Ed Rooney: Wake up and smell the coffee, Mr. Haley. It's a fool's paradise. Thomas Jones is just leading you down the primrose path. (Phone rings) Hang on...Hello?
Ray Lewis: (doing a fake voice) This is George Peterson! I want you to come down here and give me my tickets to Pittsburgh.
Todd Haley: Ed, don't worry. It's just Ferris Bueller. I don't trust that little twerp any further than I can throw him.
Ed Rooney: Well, Todd, with your quarterback, you shouldn't throw anybody.
Ed Rooney Confronts Todd Haley
Ed Rooney: Are you also aware, Mr. Haley, that Jamaal does not have what we consider to be an exemplary workload?
Todd Haley: I don't understand.
Ed Rooney: He has an unacceptably low number of carries. In the opinion of this educator, the Chiefs are not taking Jamaal's athletic growth seriously. Now I've spent my morning examining his records. If the Chiefs think that they can just coast through this month and still get to the Super Bowl, they are sorely mistaken.
Todd Haley: This is all news to me.
Ed Rooney: It usually is. In the playoff game against the Ravens, Jamaal carried the ball nine times.
Todd Haley: Nine times?
Ed Rooney: Nine times.
Todd Haley: I don't remember him carrying the ball nine times. Are you sure that wasn't Thomas Jones?
Ed Rooney: Wake up and smell the coffee, Mr. Haley. It's a fool's paradise. Thomas Jones is just leading you down the primrose path. (Phone rings) Hang on...Hello?
Ray Lewis: (doing a fake voice) This is George Peterson! I want you to come down here and give me my tickets to Pittsburgh.
Todd Haley: Ed, don't worry. It's just Ferris Bueller. I don't trust that little twerp any further than I can throw him.
Ed Rooney: Well, Todd, with your quarterback, you shouldn't throw anybody.
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WatchSeth Rogen on “The Late Show” - just the guffaws.
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WatchR.I.P. Gerry Rafferty.
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WatchDrunk History, Volume 3, starring Jen Kirkman!
That video’s not new, but what IS new is me, opening for Ms. Kirkman and Baron Vaughn at SF Sketchfest. January 21 (at 10:15) and January 22 (at 8:00), at the world-famous Punch Line in San Francisco. It’s going to be historic.