Sean Keane Comedy 

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Childhood Jokes Rewritten as Editorial Commentary... →

This is a thing I wrote in college when I was reading a lot of Christopher Hitchens essays and feeling angry at the world and smarter than everyone else in a way that only a 21-year-old can be. I was cribbing most of these Kissinger slams from him, so I let Hitchens share the byline. * * * Two traveling salesmen and Henry Kissinger are walking down the road. It’s getting dark, so they stop...

Dec 16th

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My Vans Sponsorship Packet

Please support Dave Ross in his efforts to obtain sponsorship from Vans, so that he can go on the Warped Tour and achieve his lifelong dream of meeting Less Than Jake. davetotheross: I can’t think of anything more hilarious than being sponsored by Vans as a comedian. And thus, I faxed them a packet, and I will continue to fax them this packet and tweet at them until they realize what a genius...

Dec 15th

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