Louise Answers Sean's Questions About Swine Flu
Louise:How worried are you about swine flu, sean?
Sean:That's gone into the "Susan Boyle" folder in my mind
Sean:Things people discuss endlessly online that I can't be bothered to investigate myself
Sean:Is swine flu supposed to kill us?
Louise:Yes, it can
Louise:I'm not sure if it's deadlier than regular flu
Louise:But 86 people in Mexico have died
Sean:Should I be avoiding carnitas?
Louise:No, you cannot get it from eating pork
Sean:OK good
Sean:And this is not what killed Bea Arthur?
Louise:Geez Sean
Louise:Get back in the loop, please!
Sean:Is this from people having sex with pigs, or not?
Louise:Sean
Louise:Stop thinking about pig sex for once
Louise:It's just from being around pigs
Sean:...in a romantic way
Sean:So it's like herpes
Sean:Louise, how are we going to destroy the pigs?
Louise:Bacon at every meal for the next 50 years
Louise:It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
Sean:I like that it fits in with my post-9/11 commitment to relentless pork-eating
Sean:I'm not with the Muslim terrorists
Sean:Or the immune system terrorists
