3:05pm|reblogged from BROWNSMURFS:
Do you need a tattoo of Kurt Cobain on your shoulder? How about a tattoo of Gary Sinise eating breakfast on your lower back? Good news! Chrisgarciatattoos.com is open for business. If my tattoos are anything like my jokes, they’ll probably start off strong and then fizzle off into randomness.
I think many of these tattoos actually sprung from the real Chris Garcia’s subconscious. The site displays tattoos of Johnny Cash giving the finger, Lucille Ball, and a pigtailed girl named “Ally Zombie”. If there was a portrait of Seal inked on someone’s ass cheek, I would believe that my roommate was living some sort of Tyler Durden-esque double life in Virginia Beach.

