I can’t tell if this is just a weird snack coincidence or someone’s art piece in our office break room. Maybe it’s a test to see how gluttonous we all are: how hungry are you? Will you risk death for free food?
Bonus riddles! Why do melons have to get married in a church? They can’t elope! Where do tainted, promiscuous cantaloupes go for high-risk sexual encounters? Craigslisteria!

