8:11pm|reblogged from SportsCentr:
Why did Sacramento drop three spots in the lottery? Maybe because their representative was Chris Webber, a man whose entire career is based on falling short of the ultimate prize. They might as well have had him wear a Jim Kelly jersey over a bridesmaid dress. A black cat wearing the Brady Bunch tiki idol around its neck would have been a better good luck charm than Webber.
There is no truth to the rumor that Webber tried to call timeout after Adam Silver announced that the Wizards were picking fifth.
Sacramento GM Geoff Petrie also walked under a ladder to break a mirror over a gypsy woman’s head this afternoon, just to make sure the Kings were as cursed as possible.
