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  1. Friday, May 29th 2009
  2. 3:13pm|reblogged from JIMROCK INC. presents:
    jimrock:

Ok, so I’m kind of on a Taco Bell reward system tonight.
  Deal is, I finish my packing and cleaning for moving tomorrow morning and I can go buy one of these and watch Congo and basically relive 1995.  I’m pretty pumped but allow me to kick you with some food knowledge before I go:
Volcano Double Beef Burrito
 800 calories
42 grams of fat
2010 mgs sodium
Volcano Taco (compared to the volcano burrito, this thing is like a salad)
240 calories
17 grams of fat
470 mgs sodium
The Volcano Big Box Value Meal (includes Volcano Double Beef Burrito, Volcano Taco, Crunchy Taco, Cinnamon Twists and a Large Soda [dr pepper 4 this guy])
1680 calories
76 grams of fat
3050 mgs sodium
AND NOW YOU KNOW HOW NOT TO LIVE
ps: I have invented a new word to describe how I feel about my love for Taco Bell
pss: that word is tacoward

I finally saw a Volcano Box in person last night at the slowest-moving Taco Bell of all time, in downtown Santa Cruz.  It looked amazing, although the inclusion of Cinnamon Sticks seemed not quite in line with the magma theme.
As usual, I was overwhelmed by the sheer vastness of the Taco Bell menu, and realized I don’t actually know what combination of their five ingredients the terms “enchrito”, “Meximelt”, or “ranchero burrito” indicate. So I got a Double decker taco. (Note: “Double Decker Taco” is not a registered trademark, but “Double Decker Taco Supreme” is.)

    jimrock:

    Ok, so I’m kind of on a Taco Bell reward system tonight.

    Deal is, I finish my packing and cleaning for moving tomorrow morning and I can go buy one of these and watch Congo and basically relive 1995. I’m pretty pumped but allow me to kick you with some food knowledge before I go:

    Volcano Double Beef Burrito

    • 800 calories
    • 42 grams of fat
    • 2010 mgs sodium

    Volcano Taco (compared to the volcano burrito, this thing is like a salad)

    • 240 calories
    • 17 grams of fat
    • 470 mgs sodium

    The Volcano Big Box Value Meal (includes Volcano Double Beef Burrito, Volcano Taco, Crunchy Taco, Cinnamon Twists and a Large Soda [dr pepper 4 this guy])

    • 1680 calories
    • 76 grams of fat
    • 3050 mgs sodium

    AND NOW YOU KNOW HOW NOT TO LIVE

    ps: I have invented a new word to describe how I feel about my love for Taco Bell

    pss: that word is tacoward

    I finally saw a Volcano Box in person last night at the slowest-moving Taco Bell of all time, in downtown Santa Cruz.  It looked amazing, although the inclusion of Cinnamon Sticks seemed not quite in line with the magma theme.

    As usual, I was overwhelmed by the sheer vastness of the Taco Bell menu, and realized I don’t actually know what combination of their five ingredients the terms “enchrito”, “Meximelt”, or “ranchero burrito” indicate. So I got a Double decker taco. (Note: “Double Decker Taco” is not a registered trademark, but “Double Decker Taco Supreme” is.)

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