2:28am|reblogged from midnight train going anywhere:
a new threat emerges
Omar:spiders are assholes
some spider bit the cuticle of BOTH my big toes
they are very itchy and very uncomfortable now
what a jackass
if i am humanity, and the spiders are terrorists, this was 9-11
and my big toes were the twin towers
also, i have put on socks
solving yesterday's problems
with today's solution
we can make socks be heightened airport security in this analogy
i am going back to sleep.
actually i guess spiders have been the enemy for ages.
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Are we totally sure Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with this?
