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  1. Wednesday, December 7th 2011
  2. When Levar Burton got married, his best man was Brent Spiner. The rest of his groomsmen were Jonathan Frakes, Michael “Worf” Dorn, and Patrick Stewart. This photo is from the wedding of Marina Sirtis, however.
Spiner looks like he was part of the wedding party again. Levar Burton looks like he happened to be driving by and noticed Spiner in a tux, then crashed the reception.
“Brent! I was just on my way back to court. What the hell?”
“Oh hi, Levar. I’m surprised you saw me here…”
“I’m not blind in real life, Brent!”
“Sorry, your invitation must have gotten lost. Damn you, Q!”
“Oh, shut up! Look at that. Patrick’s here in a tux, Michael is here in a tux. Is that - is that Wil Wheaton in a tux?”
“It’s actually a t-shirt tuxedo. But he is one of the groomsmen. Look, Jonathan isn’t wearing a tux.”
“That’s because he’s shirtless. And pantsless.”
“Just let him cut the cake, OK, Geordi?”

    When Levar Burton got married, his best man was Brent Spiner. The rest of his groomsmen were Jonathan Frakes, Michael “Worf” Dorn, and Patrick Stewart. This photo is from the wedding of Marina Sirtis, however.

    Spiner looks like he was part of the wedding party again. Levar Burton looks like he happened to be driving by and noticed Spiner in a tux, then crashed the reception.

    “Brent! I was just on my way back to court. What the hell?”

    “Oh hi, Levar. I’m surprised you saw me here…”

    “I’m not blind in real life, Brent!”

    “Sorry, your invitation must have gotten lost. Damn you, Q!”

    “Oh, shut up! Look at that. Patrick’s here in a tux, Michael is here in a tux. Is that - is that Wil Wheaton in a tux?”

    “It’s actually a t-shirt tuxedo. But he is one of the groomsmen. Look, Jonathan isn’t wearing a tux.”

    “That’s because he’s shirtless. And pantsless.”

    “Just let him cut the cake, OK, Geordi?”

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