An attorney from our office recently returned from Europe with Kinder chocolate, which is delicious. However, I would like to direct your attention to the smiling German boy on the package. This kid is an uber-German, reminiscent of a slimmer Augustus Gloop. He looks like…well, if you were a German pedophile trying to lure a kid into your van with “Kinder” chocolates, this kid looks like your dream target. The photo depicts the moment two minutes after he got the chocolate, and five minutes before his life irrevocably changes. Afterward, “Rich in Milk” never means the same thing.
It’s good candy, though. Kinder chocolates taste like what I thought Turkish Delight was when I first read the Narnia books, not the actual Turkish Delight, which is sort of gross.
