Please support Dave Ross in his efforts to obtain sponsorship from Vans, so that he can go on the Warped Tour and achieve his lifelong dream of meeting Less Than Jake.
I can’t think of anything more hilarious than being sponsored by Vans as a comedian. And thus, I faxed them a packet, and I will continue to fax them this packet and tweet at them until they realize what a genius I am and what a genius idea this is.
And before I get called a corporate whore or whatever, don’t fret, there’s no way I’d ever skew my material toward Vans-centric topics or toss Vans references into sketches, but the clothes I wear? Oh fuck yeah. I don’t give a shit. Slap a sticker on my face if it means I can say I’m sponsored by a skate company. Step two: Monster Energy Drink.
