“Good afternoon, Mr. Huxtable. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create a choreographed, lip-synced musical number set to a Ray Charles song, using only the furniture in your home and the members of your immediate family. If your jazz musician grandfather is not moved to tears by the performance, or if Cockroach infiltrates Theo’s bedroom, NBC will disavow any knowledge of you and your family. Your medical license will be revoked, you will be banned from entering Hillman College or Sandra and Elvin’s wilderness store, and you can take nothing with you but a Gordon Gartrell shirt. This message will self-destruct in ten seconds. Actually, your neighbor Peter will destroy this message using your new juicer in ten seconds, even though you’ve repeatedly warned him and Rudy not to touch it.”
(Source: mattjames)
