11:44am|reblogged from Fresh To Death.:
This is why the internet was invented all those years ago. For this moment, right here.
Human physics, despite its many achievements and successes, has yet to find a way to quantify or measure the amount of awesome contained in this video of a guy dressed up like Nosferatu dancing to Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face.” The best part is the last two seconds, when he runs to turn off the camera. That or all the Criss Angel: Mindfreak memoralbilia.
Pre-video rundown:
“Fingernails, check. Bald cap and makeup, check. ‘The Crow’ poster, check. Cape, check. Criss Angel: Mindfreak t-shirt, check. Upside-down American flag, check. Wait, you know what would make the background perfect? Brad Pitt on the cover of Rolling Stone. Check, and mate.”

