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  1. Thursday, September 24th 2009
  2. Pitches for other Dr. Dre Dr Pepper commercials

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    Snoop and Dre are at an outdoor barbecue in Compton. G-Funk music plays, we see ribs on the grill, and Snoop opens a large refrigerator to reveal that it’s full of frosty 40-ounce bottles of Dr. Pepper. Also, Warren G is there playing volleyball. He undoes this girl’s top, and then Snoop and Dre blast her with bottles of Dr. Pepper. At first she’s mad, but then some of the Dr. Pepper gets sprayed in her mouth, and she says, “Wow, I can taste all 23 flavors.” Dre smiles and says, “Ain’t nuthin’ but a P thang.”

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    Eminem is drinking a 20-ounce bottle of Dr. Pepper when Dre comes in with a letter from Eminem’s biggest fan, Sam. As he reads the letter, we see flashbacks of the fan chugging Mountain Dew and suffering from cavities, then getting on a sugar high and playing extreme sports all crazy. The whole time, Dido is singing that Diet Dr. Pepper is not so bad, not so bad. Eminem writes back and tells the guy that he should switch to Dr. Pepper, while Dre nods knowingly. Eminem explains that he had a fan who drank so much Mountain Dew, he slipped into a diabetic coma and died - and his name was Sam, too. Then we realize, OH SHIT IT’S THE SAME GUY! Dre shakes his head and says, “Damn,” then he and Eminem solemnly pour Dr. Pepper on the ground.

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