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  1. Friday, February 1st 2008
  2. The Keane-Garcia Gasol Trade Summit
    Keane:My favorite part is that the grizzlies insisted on keeping one gasol brother
    Keane:So, say you're the memphis GM
    Keane:And in one 24 hour stretch, you acquired Aaron McKie, Kwame Brown, and Jason Collins, while giving up your best player
    Keane:Is that more similar to getting butt raped and having your car stolen
    Keane:Or being mouth-raped and having your house burned down?
    Garcia:Excuse me sir, you're talking about Jerry West
    Garcia:And i think it's more like being mouth raped and having your house burn to bits
    Keane:No, the new memphis GM is chris wallace
    Keane:And i don't mean the notorious B.I.G.
    Keane:This guy is the notorious B.A.D. GM
    Keane:He traded joe johnson for tony delk, traded for vin baker after he already announced he was an alcoholic, etc.
    Garcia:Hahha
    Garcia:Oh man, i feel like a just got a blow job from baby jesus
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