2:59pm|reblogged from Chris Garcia:
Hotter than Heyyyy-des: Sean Keane and Chris Garcia discuss the San Francisco Heatwave
me:I really cant handle sf when it's hot. The outfits are ridiculous. Dickies turned shorts and derby caps, howard the duck tank tops, it makes me miss LA
Sean Keane:this is officially no-bra thursday in SF as well
me:hahahaha
Sean:In the castro, it's ok to wear a fishing hat in public
me:If at least 80 dudes wear fishing caps, they legalize gay marriage.
So, me and ali can legally wed now
Sean:does that mean previous outlaw wedddings are now legit?
this is going to be the gayest night in the castro since Badlands had Half-Priced Appletini and Free Butt Plug Night back in '05
me:yeah theyre legal now. it's called writ of fabulous corpus
Sean:we should start developing a gay divorce court show right now
me:Judge Nudy
maybe judge tootie?
judge foodie!
Sean:judge Foodie
i like it
played by Nato Green
me:naturally!
let's do this!
Sean:would he do food-related cases?
or just eat during his crappy small claims cases?
me:the defendant - blake lancerton, owner of man tan # 3 tanning salon on owner claims that "tran tan #3" is using a similar name to steal his transvestite client base
Sean:ha. and tran tan's owner claims their waxing and aromatherapy service differentiate them
me:we use tea tree oil and they use lavender (a tranny named LAVENDER)
