DMX has fallen on hard times, using a fake name (“Troy Jones”) to skip out on a hospital bill when he was treated for pneumonia. He’s also been charged with drug possession and seven counts of animal cruelty. Truly, this is how Ruff Ryders roll.
You want it? Come and get it
Took it then we split it
You f-in’ right we did i
Here are some excerpts from a DMX interview with XXL Magazine. Not new, but awesome:
Okay, you’re on MySpace now?
I been there.
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What were you doing in between—from the last album to this one, that whole time? What have you been up to?
Life. I been up to that. It’s been crazy. F—-n’ police keep on f—-in’ raiding my house and shit for nothing. They took all my f—-n’ guns. All they did is take is take my guns. All they f—-n’ do is f—- my house up and take my guns. That’s all they did. Straight robbed me—that’s what they did.
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Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.
You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!
Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!
Barack.
What the f—- is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?
Yeah.
What the f—-?! That ain’t no f—-n’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f—- outta here.
You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.
I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the f—-, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f—-n’ name. I’ma tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your f—-n’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.
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The president is a puppet anyway. The president don’t make no damn decisions.
The president…they don’t have that much authority basically?
Nah, never.
But Bush pretty much…
You think Bush is making f—-n’ decisions?
He did, yeah, he f—-d up the country.
He act like he making decisions. He could barely speak! He could barely f—-n’ speak!
Can’t be serious. He ain’t making no damn decisions.
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Are you happy right now?
I don’t wanna be happy.
Why not?
’Cause when you happy you get locked in sleep. You get sleepy happy. I always wanna be on point. I always wanna be aware.
Right, ’cause when you’re happy you think you’re safe and you don’t…
Yeah, you get sleepy happy.
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I think there’s five words that could seriously turn things around for DMX: Cradle 2 The Grave 2. I’m pretty sure Tom Arnold is available. Then, DMX can keep his mind on getting pussy and crime, just like old times.
(HT: FTH)

