Got a haircut today, after letting it grow for roughly seven months. I knew it had gotten bad when someone referred to my mullety hair as “MacGyver-esque”. Other people it resembled:
Kevin Costner in “Prince of Thieves”
Joe Montana in 1986
My Appalachian doppelganger
Who my hair now resembles: The guy in “Pulp Fiction” who lies on the couch and gets shot by Samuel L. Jackson, thus breaking Frank Whaley’s concentration.

