My roommate Chris needed a bike lock. In my search for a Kryptonite lock, I discovered a box that had remained unopened since I moved to my apartment, nearly three years ago. No set up - this is a true inventory of the contents, as they came out.
I am wearing the famous Kevin Costner t-shirt in this video. Also, a teenage Mike Piazza starred in Teen Wolf under an assumed name*.
(*not true)

