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  1. Thursday, August 28th 2008
  2. My Interview With Gallagher, Part Two

    If I was trying to antagonize Gallagher, I would have called this one, “Part Too”.  Here’s an excerpt:

    A few years ago you ran for governor of California [Gallagher placed 16th out of 135 candidates]. What would you have done if you’d won that election and become governor?

    Gallagher: I would have them sing the national anthem in Spanish before basketball and baseball games so the Spanish people would not be bored, and they would know the story of our flag. [Ed: Here, Gallagher sings the first part of “The Star-Spangled Banner” in Spanish]

    I translated it and I wanted Gloria Estefan and her husband to take that project and make it come alive. I think to have a Spanish party before the game would be great. And don’t sing, “O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.” Sing, “O’er the field.” “El campo de libre y el equipo de los valientes”. And the team of the valiant. Because that’s when your team comes running out onto the field. And that would be a lot of fun.

    And the second thing was to use helicopters to clear the freeway so that we can be sure that we can evacuate our citizens in the case of a terrorist biological or nuclear device.

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