Others can analyze speeches by Sarah Palin or Mitt Romney. I’ll focus on the state-by-state roll call vote, thanks. Excerpt:
- Wisconsin must hate having to sit through the roll call vote: come on, is it EVER going to come down to them? Just another example of insidious alphabetical prejudice.
- Arizona finally votes, and oh shit, McCain did it! I was worried there might be a Ron Paul revolution for a while there, but I guess McCain is going to grab that nomination after all.
Joey: “The Republicans totally CGI-ed that confetti, just like the Olympics. Cheaters.”
