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Maybe Sarah Palin was indeed chosen to balance the ticket, but not because of gender or ideology. No, when you have a blinktastic maverick like McCain on the ticket, you need a clear-eyed, glasses-wearing, fervently anti-blink running mate. Because let’s face it: between all of McCain’s blinking, and the inevitable afternoon naps, there’s got to be someone in the executive branch with their eyes open.
