Five Food Innovations for 2009
Free ideas for parched capitalists!
1. Curly fries made of meat
2. Popcorn biscuits (mini-biscuits, basically, that come in “bucket” units)
3. Ice cream-in-a-bread-bowl, except instead of bread it’s a BROWNIE
4. Italian burrito: sheets of lasagna pasta snugly encasing meatballs in red sauce, with alfredo dipping sauce for $1.50 extra
5. Freeze-dried kiwi balls
In the new Obama administration, Molly Young should be appointed Secretary of Food.
I would also add:
6. Hot dogs with potato-skin buns, with a small layer of potato (cooked in garlic) still on the inside of the skin for insulation.
