10:07pm|reblogged from :
What’s that song about the meatball running off the table?
You know what I’m talking about? Where it ran off the table and rolled down the street when somebody sneezed? Well that’s what my dictionary and my headphones did. ffjdslkfjkds. Thwpt!
“On Top of Spaghetti”. If this song is available at your local karaoke bar, and you and your friend perform an emotional duet of this song, you will anger the serious karaoke regulars to the point of violence. Doing the “Achoo” part at the end and then high-fiving the people in the front row will only make things worse with the regulars. Proceeed with caution.

