After our hilarious sets at the Punch Line showcase last night, a bunch of comedians went to the Fisherman’s Wharf In-N-Out Burger for a post-show meal. Halfway through my burger, I became fascinated with the In-N-Out potato slicing machine, as did my Frown Land cohorts Joey Devine and Kevin O’Shea. Potatoes went in, potatoes were sliced into fries, and we couldn’t look away.

(Photo via nattokun)
JOEY: I could watch this all day.
SEAN: I could watch this…for quite a while.
Suddenly it struck as that we were the only comics enthralled by this spectacle. Not coincidentally, we were the only Irish comics. I think we must all be subconsciously afraid of another famine, so the sight of an industrial potato-making machine both soothes and comforts us.
*We left the restaurant and then beat up a British guy - animal-style.
(*Not really.)

