Weird ornaments from my parents’ house, Part Six:
This is Santa, and he’s old. Real old, with a dessicated face like a peach pit that’s been through a food dehydrator. More notable is Santa’s white hair, which comes out of every spot on his weathered face, like he’s a dog-faced boy from the circus. If this ornament were a real-life Santa, kids would sit on his lap and ask only for mercy.
