STOP! SHUT UP! EVERYONE STOP! I AM A SIZE 8. I NEED THESE. EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, BACK OFF AND LET ME HAVE THEM. EVERYONE SHUT UP.alright, here’s the deal! if you would like these sweet kicks, and are a women’s size 8, they are totally up for grabs. they were a gift, and are clearly awesome, but i am a gargantuan size 11! yes, really!
anyways, to me these look just like mcfly’s (one of muh nicknames), and they even have a sweet “M” on them. the first person to correctly answer the following questions wins them:
- how old was michael J fox when he filmed the first back to the future movie?
- would you look fucking kick ass in these shoes?
I had trouble deciding which of these all-crazy, all-wonderful McAleer-McFly posts to reblog, but I picked this one.
At age 8, my sister was convinced she’d marry one of two people:
1. Michael J. Fox
2. Michael Jackson
Each impending marriage fell through for various reasons. I do wonder if we’d be living in a very different world if Michael Jackson had Parkinson’s and Alex P. Keaton secretly tried to bone pre-teen boys, but the general point remains the same: My sister is not going to marry an ’80s icon named Michael. That ship has sailed, America. However, she could totally use some sweet shoes with an “M” on them, were her pygmy feet not 3-4 sizes too small for these badass kicks.
