6:10pm|reblogged from Lisanti Quarterly:
![marklisanti:
On page 23 of the Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch Auction catalog: ZOLTAR THE FORTUNE TELLER.
“Coin-operated arcade fortune-telling machine with animatronic Zoltar, which dispenses fortunes customized to Mr. Jackson’s specifications, such as, ‘Something that will make you feel very naughty will happen during tonight’s Wet Twister game. Tell no one of these feelings, or Zoltar will kill Mommy and Daddy at the guest cottage while you sleep,’ and “You will find Jesus Juice really yummy! Drink more when offered!’ $2,000-$3,000 dollars, or trade for recently used Cub Scout/WeBeLoS uniforms”
[via Paul Scheer]](http://26.media.tumblr.com/54cpou3KAkwotjhxY9ISRZiKo1_500.png)
On page 23 of the Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch Auction catalog: ZOLTAR THE FORTUNE TELLER.
“Coin-operated arcade fortune-telling machine with animatronic Zoltar, which dispenses fortunes customized to Mr. Jackson’s specifications, such as, ‘Something that will make you feel very naughty will happen during tonight’s Wet Twister game. Tell no one of these feelings, or Zoltar will kill Mommy and Daddy at the guest cottage while you sleep,’ and “You will find Jesus Juice really yummy! Drink more when offered!’ $2,000-$3,000 dollars, or trade for recently used Cub Scout/WeBeLoS uniforms”
[via Paul Scheer]
