About This Site Sean Keane is a stand-up comic living in San Francisco. This is a place for Sean Keanes and Sean Keane Enthusiasts. I also write SportsCentr and contribute to NBA Off-Season, NFL Off-Season, and The World’s Game. Email: mrseankeane (at) gmail (dot) com Sean Keane Around The Web Zembla Sean Keane on Facebook Follow Me on Twitter - LLCoolS Sean Keane on MySpace The Shirt Off Sean Keane’s Back Sean Keane’s Friendfeed Upcoming Shows Tumblr (3.0; @seankeane)http://seankeanecomedy.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/306f7db0cb2e5ac995eee933a99a0680/tumblr_mmkfwoJJAF1rw25u4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mkupperman.tumblr.com/post/50183220900/gordon-ramsays-fairytale-toilet-kitchen">mkupperman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gordon Ramsay’s Fairytale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.</p> </blockquote>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/50785791000http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/50785791000Sat, 18 May 2013 21:02:41 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oiSwnWw65Wo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“When all is said and done, it makes good toast.”</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/50099141108http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/50099141108Fri, 10 May 2013 10:36:44 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bccdac4bdb7aa98819873c1e4ec364d0/tumblr_mlwl6rOsvi1qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Magazine rack at 7/11. I think Sacramento is in a time warp. (at 7-Eleven)</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/48992212015http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/48992212015Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:37:39 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1303a917ea6023efd0584049d832a6f3/tumblr_mls1ugs6z01qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gonna be a real sexy lunch.</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/48796872359http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/48796872359Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:49:26 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/637c3fd79ae00c22d620af3b0d5f3514/tumblr_mllmxnxoiP1qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is where our culture is right now: Kobe Bryant is tweeting at the lead singer of Bush about his Achilles’ tendon injury.</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/48512730000http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/48512730000Sun, 21 Apr 2013 02:41:47 -0700sportsbasketballnbakobe bryantbusheverything zeni don't think so<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f726b466bf8a3e275bc1fc03bba09f01/tumblr_mkz184IJgg1qzp3dco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post/47519026617/in-some-ways-kevin-ware-was-a-little-too">sportscentr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In some ways, Kevin Ware was a little TOO inspirational to his Louisville teammates.</p> <p>(AP Photo/Chris O’Meara)</p> </blockquote>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47523508193http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47523508193Mon, 08 Apr 2013 23:15:49 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1bc610769a599adde44ef8aa3194084/tumblr_mkyyur5th01qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From the <a href="http://ballsandstuffpodcast.tumblr.com/">Balls & Stuff Podcast</a>:</p> <p>Ben Kolina’s incredible Photoshop rendering of one of our proposed gangs from the as-yet-unrealized remake of <em>The Warriors</em>: The Baseball Fieris, toughest gang in flavor town.</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47515605621http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47515605621Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:54:26 -0700guy fieriballs and stuffben kolinathe warriors<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_47497829431" src="http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47497829431/audio_player_iframe/seankeane/tumblr_mkwyujaUWL1s5107e?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fseankeane%2F47497829431%2Ftumblr_mkwyujaUWL1s5107e" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ballsandstuffpodcast.tumblr.com/post/47422524933/episode-5-w-guest-sean-keane-sean-keane">ballsandstuffpodcast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Episode 5 w/ Guest Sean Keane</p> <p><strong id="internal-source-marker_0.9793477356433868"><span>Sean Keane, comedian boy-wonder, joins the gang for yet another top-notch episode. We talk March Madness, and all agree something shady is happening at Florida Gulf Coast University. </span></strong></p> </blockquote>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47497829431http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47497829431Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:26:12 -0700“The only German word I know is “Pabst”, which I think is German for “Tecate”.”<br/><br/> - <em>Sean Keane @ MACLA/<a href="http://thecolossalshow.com/">The Colossal Show</a> <strong>[Paraphrase]</strong> (via <a href="http://courtingcomedy.com/" class="tumblr_blog">courtingcomedy</a>)</em>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47497792674http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47497792674Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:25:48 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cf775f64266f326ea5dcba747a13f0d/tumblr_mkyksdocOm1qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not a surprise that Judd Apatow is totally OK with a comedy being ten hours long. #funnypeople #thisis40</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47489679995http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47489679995Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:50:36 -0700thisis40funnypeople<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d0780b8e9de4a1810805930729a3bf6/tumblr_mkwwwqljBk1qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This mushroom mural tells visitors, go ahead and get high, this is a safe place. And there are plenty of snacks in the cafe. #moma (at San Francisco Museum of Modern Art)</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47418863564http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47418863564Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:17:13 -0700moma<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc6808775bdd95dcda0b225fcb8a1700/tumblr_mkwwqhRZnK1qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>As a fan of the Oakland A’s, I wish Marcel Duchamp had gone with the trough urinal, so more visitors could enjoy it at once. But keep those eyes looking forward, fellas. #moma (at San Francisco Museum of Modern Art)</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47418547310http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47418547310Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:13:29 -0700moma<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f96bb161b4be5c255c1ac395ee055643/tumblr_mkuxppWy4e1qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Here’s the sculpture I posed for. They had to set it up like this because all the back hair was freaking visitors out. #moma (at San Francisco Museum of Modern Art)</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47316865002http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47316865002Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:39:25 -0700moma<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1e9f910e520baed3a93406721dd2abd/tumblr_mkux0fRBri1qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Getting really into art. Also, my short is a Mondrian. #moma (at San Francisco Museum of Modern Art)</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47315751948http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47315751948Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:24:15 -0700moma<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7848c98a8c15c3a42acf3ac74ab19807/tumblr_mkux08C9MC1qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From Andy Warhol’s Instagram. I think he used Pic Stitch. “In the future, everyone will have 15 followers. #moma (at SFMOMA)</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47315744454http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47315744454Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:24:07 -0700moma<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9908e1863a9f4c109720bc53b747a6d3/tumblr_mkuwym0U8Y1qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>George Chen planning a heist to kick off comedy at the MoMA. Unfortunately he recruited his gang using Meetup. #moma</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47315672256http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47315672256Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:23:10 -0700moma<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9743b6fc37ee9f1d601aa9f582c7f2f/tumblr_mkp399mm4P1qzb7vjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nbaoffseason.com/post/47042859313/dr-dre-watches-shaqs-jersey-retirement-ceremony">nbaoffseason</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dr. Dre watches Shaq’s jersey retirement ceremony at the Staples Center. Looks like Dre just got back from filming his new video, “Forgot About Cardio.”</p> </blockquote>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47044243101http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/47044243101Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:11:35 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ee252a4e48a894fcca81be18963f3d2/tumblr_mkjs1fr5xy1qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>More bears dressed up as bunnies. “Before the cock crows, one of you will deny your bear nature three times.” #easter #holidaybears (at Denny & Shazz’s Love Shack)</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/46797177991http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/46797177991Sun, 31 Mar 2013 16:03:14 -0700easterholidaybears<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f7c23cdfc5a471a402fe6e441c15b08/tumblr_mkjqsyRAS01qz7weko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s Easter at my parents’ house, which means it’s time for Bears Dressed As Bunnies! #easter #holidaybears #why?!? (at Denny & Shazz’s Love Shack)</p>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/46795003732http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/46795003732Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:36:33 -0700easterholidaybearswhy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b9da1866767d4bb757409808108b28f/tumblr_mjqgz3wGeK1qzp3dco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post/45469930758/bill-clinton-was-celebrating-with-the-louisville" class="tumblr_blog">sportscentr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bill Clinton was celebrating with the Louisville basketball team last night, because you know he and Rick Pitino are friends. They both love SEC basketball, inspirational speeches, and extramarital affairs. Whenever Arkansas played Kentucky in the early 90s, the Secret Service had to send an extra limo for all the Pitino/Clinton groupies.</p> <p>Not to be outdone, Hillary Clinton met with the Big East women’s basketball champs, Notre Dame, and gave them all matching pantsuits and advice on retirement investing.</p></blockquote>http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/45470889526http://seankeanecomedy.com/post/45470889526Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:26:45 -0700