Sean Keane Comedy

"Everything is just kinda ebb and flow, kinda what comes up. But definitely next year there will be a..."

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:30:27 -0700

“Everything is just kinda ebb and flow, kinda what comes up. But definitely next year there will be a new Creed album or my second solo album. … Could be both.”

- Scott Stapp, threatening America in an interview with ESPN. First “The Decision,” now this.

A legendary meeting of comedians: Kevin O’Shea and Kevin...

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 21:58:53 -0700

A legendary meeting of comedians: Kevin O’Shea and Kevin Shea.

Harland Williams Interview at SF Standup

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 11:12:00 -0700

Harland Williams Interview at SF Standup:

I interviewed Harland Williams for Sf Standup. Since I previously interviewed Jim Breuer, I am now halfway through my goal of interviewing the entire cast of Half Baked. Guillermo Diaz, let’s talk.

“Keane Wolf” comes to the Dark Room in SF on...

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:51:32 -0700

“Keane Wolf” comes to the Dark Room in SF on Saturday, August 28th at 10 PM. It’s the story of a young comedian who realizes he’s a werewolf. Sketches! Stand-up! Lupine transformations!

Advance tickets here.

(Photoshop work by Emily Heller.)

Attention Sacramento! I’ll be back in your fair city...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:10:22 -0700

Attention Sacramento!

I’ll be back in your fair city October 7-10th opening for Community’s Donald Glover. Come check it out - and that goes for you too, Davis, Woodland, Elk Grove, and Dixon.

RIP Edyth Kinane

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 10:24:49 -0700

kylekinane:

So we’re burying my grandmother tomorrow morning. Tonight, my dad and his half-brother Phil reminisced.

Dad: I remember the gouge in the table.

Phil: From when she threw the knife at me, yes. She should’ve just let me go to the movies. I kept asking “Can I go to the movies? Can I go to the movies?” I was being obnoxious, so she threw a knife at me.

Dad: I tripped on the sidewalk and broke my arm. I mean, it was bent. I showed it to her and she said, “Let me finish my card game and then we’ll go to the hospital.” I remember that, and that I got hit with a frying pan. She boinked me with a frying pan.

Phil: “Boinked” is such a good word. It almost sounds funny when you put it like that.

RIP Edyth Kinane 1916-2010

"I remember when I was inducted into the Hall of Fame and they gave me my Hall of Fame yellow blazer...."

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 08:30:24 -0700

“I remember when I was inducted into the Hall of Fame and they gave me my Hall of Fame yellow blazer. I wore it for two straight days. Finally my wife was in bed and said she wanted to make love but that I had to take the coat off. I refused and kept the blazer on because I wanted to perform like a Hall of Famer on the field and off.”

- Michael Irvin (via sbnation)

Michael Irvin treated his Hall of Fame blazer like it was Homer Simpson’s Mr. Plow jacket.

(via sportscentr)

Like I'm really any taller

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 02:35:26 -0700

kylekinane:

It’s adorable to see @pattonoswalt adjusting the dashboard vents like he’s tall enough for them to be effective.

(Kyle Kinane is no giant himself; though he does look like a lumberjack sea captain who cuts down trees with his fists and the force of his glares)

indian: holy crap it’s us with secdef william perry! Perry...

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 02:22:43 -0700

indian:

holy crap it’s us with secdef william perry!

Perry resigned as Defense Secretary due to frustration with the partisanship of Congress, the constant strain of sending U.S. military personnel on life-threatening missions, and the fact that only Stanford students appreciated his desire to wear his belt at sternum level. At least he’s not wearing a beret.

As a wise man once told me, “Nothing says...

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 17:16:15 -0700

As a wise man once told me, “Nothing says ‘You’ve made it’ like a front-page thumbnail!”

Thanks to Judge Vaughn Walker, this kind of godless activity -...

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 16:41:30 -0700

Thanks to Judge Vaughn Walker, this kind of godless activity - the marriage of a man to his fruit salad - is now legal in California.

A brand-new episode of “Elevator to Space.”...

Tue, 03 Aug 2010 16:25:06 -0700

A brand-new episode of “Elevator to Space.” Christmas just came early.

Trailer for “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World vs. The...

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 10:16:11 -0700

Trailer for “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World vs. The Predator.”

“The Bucket List” now outranks “When Harry Met...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:26:43 -0700

“The Bucket List” now outranks “When Harry Met Sally” and “Stand By Me” in Rob Reiner’s CV.

Robyn and Kelis pose at the end of their show at Mezzanine. I...

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:50:41 -0700

Robyn and Kelis pose at the end of their show at Mezzanine. I was one of only fourteen heterosexual men at the show, and had a great time, while learning some important lessons about the quality of my milkshake.

My Australian friend Dan Ilic heard it was Australia Day on the...

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:19:00 -0700

My Australian friend Dan Ilic heard it was Australia Day on the CBS Early Morning Show, and he made a lot of signs. My favorite was, “Mel Gibson Born in the USA.” Not sure that backpacker stat is accurate.

wreckandsalvage: nanoramas: Keyboard Cat vs. Ron Livingston...

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 10:51:42 -0700

wreckandsalvage:

nanoramas:

Keyboard Cat vs. Ron Livingston (via canetoad7)

stuckonlou: At the Ross Dress For Less in my neighborhood, it’s...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 18:47:25 -0700

stuckonlou:

At the Ross Dress For Less in my neighborhood, it’s apparently not off limits to speak some evil.

I can tell you from experience that while shopping there, you should also expect to smell some evil.

dangerghost: If you have yet to read Esquire’s TV’s Crowning...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 18:41:11 -0700

dangerghost:

If you have yet to read Esquire’s TV’s Crowning Moment of Awesome piece by Chris Jones, you need to get on that. It’s about how this guy (Terry Kniess) broke The Price is Right by guessing his Showcase Showdown bid perfectly. It’s got a few different layers to it, and some mystery/intrigue to boot.

Would love to see a film about this, if not, a made for tv movie. Read that shit, then watch (above) how Drew Carey grumbles over the win. It’s so great.

I’m glad there’s finally an explanation for why Drew Carey was such an asshole after this amazing moment. A choice quote from the Esquire piece:

“I thought, Fuck, they just fucking fucked us over. Somebody fucked us over. I remember asking, ‘Are we ever going to air this?’ And nobody could see how we could. So I thought the show was never going to air… I was like, Fuck this guy. When it came time to announce the winner, I thought, It’s not airing anyway. So fuck him.”

Attention, Los Angeles! I’ll be performing on The Tomorrow...

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 23:32:52 -0700

Attention, Los Angeles! I’ll be performing on The Tomorrow Show, tomorrow at midnight, at the Steve Allen Theater. You can check out Emily “Hellbone” Heller on the same lineup, along with Ron Lynch, Brendon Small, Craig Anton, comedy, songs, and madness! $8.