Sean Keane Comedy

tomoatmeal: “Oh no! Pleeeeeease don’t take the Miller High...

Sat, 26 May 2012 09:35:29 -0700

“Oh no! Pleeeeeease don’t take the Miller High Life out of here. Whatever will we do? Oh, and pleeeeeease don’t grab those bags of garbage and that rotting deer carcass on your way out.”

nbaoffseason: LeBron James reading “The Hunger Games”.

Sun, 20 May 2012 11:51:28 -0700

nbaoffseason:

LeBron James reading “The Hunger Games”.

We Believe Warriors

Tue, 01 May 2012 10:17:13 -0700

Maybe We Should Stop Believing, Warriors

(apologies to Don Nelson & Steve Perry)

sportscentr:

joeydevine:

“We Believe” Warriors in the NBA currently on Playoff Rosters: Baron Davis, Stephen Jackson, Jason Richardson, Matt Barnes, Al Harrington, Mickael Pietrus, Kelenna Azubuike

“We Believe” Warriors in the NBA not in the playoffs: Monta Ellis, Andris Biedrins

MAYBE THEY PICKED THE WRONG 2….

I thought Josh Powell might be on a playoff roster (he’s not; he’s playing in Puerto Rico), and was surprised to see this as the first sentence of his Wikipedia page:

“For the Utah murder-suicide case, see Disappearance of Susan Powell.”

Meanwhile, Šarūnas Jasikevičius was a Greek Cup champion and MVP this year, and Adonal Foyle’s team made it to the regional finals of the National Poetry Slam.

Happy Mayday! Drinkers of Boston, unite! You have nothing to...

Tue, 01 May 2012 10:00:07 -0700

Happy Mayday!

Drinkers of Boston, unite! You have nothing to lose but your bar tabs!

“4:20” is a dramatic series, presented in real-time,...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:09:34 -0700

“4:20” is a dramatic series, presented in real-time, where special agent Jack (Kevin O’Shea) battles against the clock - and his own lack of motivation - with the help of his assistant Chloe (Sean Keane).

Originally premiered at The Munchie Games, 4/20/12.

From the I <3 SF store at Fisherman’s Wharf. Madrid is...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 18:31:12 -0700

From the I <3 SF store at Fisherman’s Wharf. Madrid is the only non-SF city represented in all the “I <3 ______” t-shirts, which means that either Spanish people love the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, or these shirts fell off a truck.

hotwingsandbeer: The 4/20 warrior carries his endless...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 09:25:51 -0700

hotwingsandbeer:

The 4/20 warrior carries his endless paraphernalia and trinkets in his various cargo pockets and bags. He also carries bamboo reeds for protection/impromptu drum circles. (Taken with instagram)

joestarr: On my way to do a nerd show at a comic book store in...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 19:29:49 -0700

joestarr:

On my way to do a nerd show at a comic book store in ventura. This seemed appropriate.

“We live in a world made up of nerds, and those nerds have to be entertained by men with jokes. Who’s going to do do it? You, Kevin Smith? You, Hardwick? You don’t want to the truth because deep down in places you don’t like to talk about on message boards you want me on that stage, you need me on that stage, you wish you could go back and ret-con previous nerd shows so that I was on that stage for years. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps in his mother’s basement under the blanket of comedy that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you gave me an applause break and went on your way. Either way, I don’t give a DAMN what you think about the Avengers trailer.”

“Did you order the Code Red?”

“You’re goddamn right I did! It had a delicious rush of cherry flavor!”

Chevy Chase is fighting with people again blah blah voicemails...

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 09:31:18 -0700

Chevy Chase is fighting with people again blah blah voicemails blah blah imminent firing blah blah painkillers blah blah. Let’s focus on happier times with Chevy Chase, like the time he had Goldie Hawn on his talk show, made everyone sing Happy Birthday to her son Oliver, and then threw his kid’s birthday cake on the ground in front of him.

wreckandsalvage: This was the worst I’ve ever heard the anthem....

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:35:35 -0700

wreckandsalvage:

This was the worst I’ve ever heard the anthem. Worse than Roseanne, because Roseanne was poking fun at the idea of the anthem. There were no jokes here.

It was really painful to experience as a fan of music in general. I had never heard these guys before, but from this song the conclusion must be drawn that they are a label-created band with powerful uncles, and overpriced personal stylists.

The guitarist on the right should burn that thing immediately to put it out of its misery, and start righting the wrongs he has caused with it. He could take up hair modeling for those haircut catalogs you thumb through in SuperCuts.

The drummer…fuck. He looked like he was picked from a crowd of dazed drunks on the sidewalk after last call. He just stood there bouncing that fucking mallet off his drum like it was his limp dick on the side of his leg. The tambourine shook occasionally and unintentionally like door chimes in a back alley bookstore.

Music teachers for years will make their students watch the video of this performance for the same reason that literature teachers make their students read Faulkner or history teachers make their students study Gulf War Syndrome.

“This is what happens when people with bad ideas are in charge. Don’t let this happen to you,” they’ll plead. But the kids won’t listen, their ears will be stunned.

“Why did this happen, Mr. Schrodinger?” “What purpose does this kind of public abuse serve?”

And poor Mr. Schrodinger will have no good answers. He may have some theories written down in pocket-sized notebooks, strewn about his bedroom, but he would never share those in a classroom.

All he can do is show the video, each year, every year, to a new group of young musicians. It will serve first to weed out the weaker in the class.

Like many of the players pictured in the video, some will reject the experience outright. I have to admit that during some moments I lost touch with my own perception of the event and drifted into a mindless, nihilistic state. Self-preservation is a powerful instinct, and extremely difficult to control in moments of duress.

But there is a dawn’s early light at the end of this dark tunnel of nauseating abomination:

Tonight’s bloody disembowelment of the United States’ national anthem by the musical terrorist group The Fray will become a rallying point for those young musicians strong enough to try to understand it.

Kids with talent will get mad as hell, and go straight down to the basement and start playing the shit out of their guitars. They’ll scream “Fuck The Fray” and learn how to actually play their instruments, and play them well.

Important truth from Quirk, especially the stuff about the drummer. Holy shit, that drummer.

"The first verse is about inspiration and hard work. The second verse deals with adversity,..."

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 01:00:26 -0700

“The first verse is about inspiration and hard work. The second verse deals with adversity, accompanied by highlights of injured players and missed shots. The bridge includes lines such as ‘Feel the beat of your heart’, often shown with players thumping their chests, and ‘Feel the wind in your face’, with video of drives towards the basket.”

- Wikipedia page for “One Shining Moment”

This is what happens when Kentucky wins a national semi-final....

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:11:26 -0700

This is what happens when Kentucky wins a national semi-final. Enjoy Monday night, city of Lexington!

(AP Photo/The Courier-Journal, Amy Wallot)

(via sportscentr)

jonahray: Buy this book: KASHER IN THE RYE This is sure to be...

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:55:31 -0700

jonahray:

Buy this book: KASHER IN THE RYE

This is sure to be awesome. Unlike “Catcher In The Rye,” this book will not make you go out and shoot at a Beatle. At worst, it will make you hunt down Paul McCartney and wax off all the hair on his upper arms, leaving his forearms as hirsute as ever.

Even though producers cut the scene where sleep-deprived Katniss...

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:06:21 -0700

Even though producers cut the scene where sleep-deprived Katniss receives a Frappuccino from her sponsors via parachute, Starbucks is continuing with its Hunger Games tie-in with their Tribute blend of coffee. Tribute: coffee beans that have been training their whole lives to ram a spear of caffeine straight through your lethargy.

Boars, Gore, and Swords: Episode 38 - Red Loves Game of Thrones

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:06:31 -0700

Boars, Gore, and Swords: Episode 38 - Red Loves Game of Thrones:

Caitlin Gill and I join Ivan & Red in one of the final hiatus episodes of the “Game of Thrones” podcast. We all play the Leonard Maltin Game, I talk about the Best Picture Marathon and wince at the word “retcon,” Caitlin talks about her non-nerd perspective on Game of Thrones and any media that Ivan recommends, while Red talks about why he won’t watch “Lost,” and Ivan almost has a seizure watching Caitlin try to guess a movie. Good times all around, and as HBO subscribers say in Winterfell, Season Two Is Coming.

(via @georgethechen)

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 12:21:40 -0700

(via @georgethechen)

Another fascinating personal statement from Sarantos Studios.

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 03:40:38 -0700

Another fascinating personal statement from Sarantos Studios.

sportscentr: This is exactly how I pictured South Florida...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 01:37:12 -0700

sportscentr:

This is exactly how I pictured South Florida basketball fans would look.

(AP photo)

“The Pinch” - Kevin and Joey celebrate St....

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 13:48:15 -0700

“The Pinch” - Kevin and Joey celebrate St. Patrick’s Day - but Joey’s not wearing green.

(originally aired at “St. Patrick’s Rockin’ Eve”)

Sean Keane Comedy

tomoatmeal: “Oh no! Pleeeeeease don’t take the Miller High...

nbaoffseason: LeBron James reading “The Hunger Games”.

We Believe Warriors

Happy Mayday! Drinkers of Boston, unite! You have nothing to...

“4:20” is a dramatic series, presented in real-time,...

From the I <3 SF store at Fisherman’s Wharf. Madrid is...

hotwingsandbeer: The 4/20 warrior carries his endless...

joestarr: On my way to do a nerd show at a comic book store in...

Chevy Chase is fighting with people again blah blah voicemails...

wreckandsalvage: This was the worst I’ve ever heard the anthem....

"The first verse is about inspiration and hard work. The second verse deals with adversity,..."

This is what happens when Kentucky wins a national semi-final....

jonahray: Buy this book: KASHER IN THE RYE This is sure to be...

Even though producers cut the scene where sleep-deprived Katniss...

Boars, Gore, and Swords: Episode 38 - Red Loves Game of Thrones

(via @georgethechen)

Another fascinating personal statement from Sarantos Studios.

sportscentr: This is exactly how I pictured South Florida...

More videos from St. Patrick’s Rockin’ Eve. Here we...

“The Pinch” - Kevin and Joey celebrate St....